[OOC: Sorry for the narrow scope of the post, friends and family of Lili feel free to snoop FOR HER SAFETY. Mindy's not the best post locker.]

( [private to Lili Zanotto, 40% unhackable] )

I'm quite honestly bored. Any one having any plans for next week I could crash into?

[PRIVATE TO DIAMONDS of the Rebellion 99%Locked / in its own post from 'FORD']
I figure we need to talk about a few things.

[the audio starts streaming and there's the sound of audible screams]

Oh my god there are... THERE ARE GIANT RATS IN HERE, GUYS! They're tearing out my guts and... and... HOLY CRAP, there are hundreds of them! Augghhhhhhhhhh! THE AGONY!

[and then the feed switches to video and there's an image of Heather wearing a scary mask and she lunges at the ( Read more... )

Check in, my darlings. Everyone I know; I don't care if we haven't spoken in a month, I want to talk to you. Especially if you're the age of sixteen or below.

Raz, Lili, Mindy, Sollux, Eridan, Terezi, Alma... that includes you all.

[She stands up straight, her eyes surprisingly steely. Strength--genuine, honest to God strength she hasn't had since ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on, and Sasha is in the biodome. He nods and looks down at the device. He had emptied it of things he liked on it, but he realized something recently.]Unless for some reason, I am given another device and I choose to use it or someone else's, I will no longer be able to be contacted over the network. If you wish to talk to me, we ( Read more... )

Wow yeah, plants, isn't this exciting.

[Straight faced sarcasm is a go. He isn't wearing his gemini shirt again. Hasn't worn any gemini shirts all week in fact. His shades are missing too, not that that's particularly unusual. He rests his head in his hand, in a show of boredom before continuing.]Leafy bullshit aside, I was wondering if anyone had ( Read more... )

[When the video feed starts, you can already guess the 'berry is probably lying on the floor aimlessly. The room it's recording is bare though. Other then what usually would be in there, there was nothing else to be seen ( Read more... )

Okay everyone, remember:

If you see a mud-shark, punch it in the eye.

Also maybe turn your phone thing on and yell HOLY FUCK IT'S A MUD-SHARK so we all know that holy fuck, there's a mud-shark.

This is just a general little warning. There's going to be a few odd smells drifting out of suite 3. Don't panic and don't come breaking down my door, it's just the smell of Science. Sometimes science smells like rotting fish, but that just means the reactions are getting interesting. I'm going to be busy for the rest of the day.

[Filtered to ( Read more... )

Alright. Keeping this short and sweet, 'cause I don't know how much time we've got ( Read more... )